shemesher

one who is insanely jewish and crazy in the modern sense, as well as being fans of pomegranates and toiletries.

man look at that shemesher over there..
gee, he looks insane!!
maybe we should be shemeshers?
nah man, i dont like pompoms from jungle book..

janner-klausner

The sound an ostrich makes in the ghetto when it orgasms.

Man did you just hear that janner-klausner?
I sure did, it must be having a good time!