Spastic Pussy

When ones Vagina has become "twitchy" and unable to be inserted by any penis or likewise object due to the "twitchy" pussy causing pain and discomfort.

Example 1 - My spastic pussy means my boyfriend has had to seek intercourse elsewhere.

Example 2 - I have had to go and see a psychiatrist to get my spastic pussy fixed and overcome my mental issues surrounding it.

Example 3- I had some cells removed from my pussy now it's all tight and twitchy like a spastic pussy.

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Webbed Toes

When Toes are joined together by a flap of skin giving the look of frog like toes.

Example 1 - ohh my god what is wrong with your toes they look like they are webbed toes.

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Poogle

The act of googling and having a poo simultaneously to derive an answer to a poopy thought.

Person 1: Hi honey is the video store still open?
Person 2: not sure babe, while im in the loo I will Poogle it.