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A holy 24-hour sports talk radio station in the DFW area.
OMFG, Interstate 75 is jammed! I will never get to work. Thank God for 1310 The Ticket.
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One who is browsing the web on their iPhone while located 10 feet or less from a computer.
Dude, I totally busted Jeremy looking at myspace on his iPhone when he was sitting at his work computer. He's such an iPhag.
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A poor bastard who works for Xerox.
Dude did you hear about Jimmy? He's a Xeroid now, you can't help him.
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Permission to have a move-in party by your landlord
Like a Miami Heat championship, you will never see it again.
Bro: Dude, when you gonna break in the new place?
You: I Just settled up, what you thinkin'?
Bro: Man, three words, keg, KY, and hot bitches.
YOU: That's like five man
Bro: And a slip n' slide
You: Deposit kickin' in already
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