Indonesian Lawnmower

The act of licking the pubic hairs of another persons anal cavity in a fast, circular motion. It works much better if the person receiving the Indonesian Lawnmower has a very hairy asshole.

D00d, my asshole is so hairy. I'm gonna tell that ho Rachel to give me the Indonesian Lawnmower, and then I'm gonna fart in her mouth.

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I thought we were friends

The best thing to say to a person close to you if they reject you in any way. If someone were to be told: "I thought we were friends", they would be forced to do whatever their "friend" wants them to do.

Tyrone: Yo mang, can you do my homework for me after skool?

Antwonne: Nah, man. I gotsta hit the sheets with mah ho tonight.

Tyrone: I thought we were friends, yo.

Antwonne: Aww shizz! Fine holmes, I'll do your damn homework.

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