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When you scratch your ass with your underwear on, remove them and shove them in your partners mouth
She slept with my roommate in college so I tied her to her bed and gave her the Dirty Jello
an extremely large, smelly bowel movement
Don't go in there for a while!
Why?
Cause I left a massive ass roast in the toilet!
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A substance that accumulates in tight underwear usually in the summertime from not bathing or changing your underwear for several days. Resembling expired cottage cheese and smelling just as curdled.
I haven't showered in a week and my boxer briefs are full of ball muck.
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a person that does something purposely to piss you off
Did you just see that dick bite pull out in front of you?
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