TumbleWeed

The Alabama version of a family tree

Brother: hey sis I need to tell you something
Sister: yeah what is it dad
Brother: Our TumbleWeed is expecting another member
Sister: who?
Brother: We’re adopting your grandmother

Tanie

Do you call it a pinkie? Pinkie swear? I got two pinkies? Well for a white person it would be a Tanie. For a Black person a brownie..mmm I want a brownie. For albino you got your Whities. And Donald Trump has got himself an Orangie!

Kid: Do you Tanie Swear on your life!
Other kid: no, but I do Brownie Swear

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