mother goosed

Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.

Brad got mother goosed again.

5👍 5👎

zero level talk

When you're stoned out of your mind and your mouth opens up a lot more than it should. Say, for example, you have 5 (0 - 4)levels of things to say, you choose to say the absolute bottom level, 0, and sound like an absolute fool.

Me: "...it'd be like a luminescent daylight, how cool..."
Camping Crew: "Nathan - ZERO LEVEL TALK."

3👍 6👎