Dam Breaker

A form of defecation wherein by forcing a dry, angry log to burst forth from one’s colon, a biblical flood of liquid feces and small food debris gushes forth across the land (or ideally, in the bowl).

After a leisurely Christmas Eve dinner, the Smith family settled into the living room for some warm eggnog. A moment later, a loud “pop!” was heard from down the hall, followed by the torrential sounds of liquid hitting water. “What was that?!” said little Timmy Smith. Grandpa smith simply let out a long sigh, and said “that, my boy, was your father having a Dam Breaker. I had me one of those back in 1973.”