Sidebottomming

To act of masturbating in every room in a building, normally your own home but schools and hospitals are adequote substitions. Points are scored for the amount of family members in the room and also how and where semen strikes them. Double points are awarded for danger wanking aside your sleeping parents and siblings.

I've almost finished sidebottomming my way around my house.

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Tashing

Adj/: to give oral sex to a precession of 30 or more men in an alleyway. The semen is collected in a receptical until the last man has finished and then drank. Originated in the grenacres area of Oldham, UK.

I set a new tashing record last night of 48, can't wait to tell Nicole!

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