moi't

to be moi't is to be damp or wet... its anabbreviation of moist. this aboriginal chick (this is in townsville, australia) was all drunk and she was yellin out "hey , you boys over there, you makin me all moi't!"

my pants are all moi't from the hose

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jousta

A friendly and non-offensive way of calling someone a wanker.

Stop being such a jousta!

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Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

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yop

yop is a word that you can use to greet your close friends. also it can be used to tell someone to go away. kind of liek tellin them to f**k off but not as nasty but isn like a polite gesture

person 1 : yop person 2
person 2 : yop person 1

example person: oi u yop off!!!!

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mec

Make eye contact; the act of making eye contact.

Hey man, i just mec'ed with that mama.

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slurpie

The action where the male ejactulates on his partner and than kisses them.

I gave that trick a slurpie.

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celerity

Speed, haste, rapidity or quickness. Gamers often have celeritous reflexes and athletes run celeritously.

Celerity is the defining trait of reflex oriented activities like tennis or halo.

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