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Garbage Bear

A heavier, chubbier, possibly hairy, middle-aged gay man who eats junk food and drinks and smokes excessively.

Matthew couldn't control his consumption of junk food, alcohol and cigarettes, and gradually grew into a Garbage Bear. Even the healthy Bears avoided Matthew but he eventually found love with another Garbage Bear he met at a McDonalds after a heavy night of drinking.

by Nathan Bryce August 29, 2014

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