sled

N. A crappy or broken down car.
A. Someone that is basically a worthless person.

My ex is sled. But on the plus side I was able to unload my sled on her during the divorce.

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Praying to the alien

To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.

Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.

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select market

Of or relating to cars that have been done up to look blingy or fast. They range from poorly done paint and stickers, aftermarket kits that are unpainted or painted the wrong color, spoilers, pointless large mufflers, curb feelers, etc. Can almost always be related to dubs on hoopties or cars that are fast and furious.

I would like to get a 1964 Chevy, but all the ones that I've seen have hydraulics or tiny wheels. I don't really want something from the select market.

Hooters is catering

A generic reason to do anything, or get someone to come to a boring event.

I know funerals are depressing but look on the bright side, Hooters is catering.

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zero bars

Gay clubs, named after the Gary Newman sone from the eighties. Gary usually had gay themes in his songs.

Steven, Bruce, and Trevor like spending their weekends in zero bars praying to the alien.

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Mr Ed

A huge penis. Named after the horse.

Ron Jeremy has a Mr Ed.

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shitaroo

A general term meant to include everything in a group. A hillbilly term similar to mess.

After we cleaned the fish, Joe Bob put the whole shitaroo in the freezer for next months fish fry.

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