big leggy

To have a large penis.

John Wayne is big leggy.

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french marines

N. Feces, V (deploy) to deficate. Named so because the French Marines are shit.

I'd give it a few minutes before using the bathroom. I just deployed the French Marines.

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dogs balls

Something that is very, very cool.

Have you seen the video of the hunter being attacked by the deer?
Yeah, its the dogs balls.

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universal soldiers

N. Name given to the asses who walk around in public with Blue Tooth headsets on. So called because of their similar appearance to Jean Claude Van Dam from the movie of the same name.

I was out at the Waffle House the other day when this group of universal soldiers walked in. I mean, who is so important that they're getting calls at three in the morning anyway?

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riding roughshod

Having sex using an unlubricated condom.

We ended up riding roughshod the other night because she forgot to bring her lube.

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shat trick

From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.

That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.

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eastern hellbender

A very large turd left in the toilet. Also, one that is reported to your friends due to its size.

Better not go in the bathroom for a while.

Why?

Because I just released an Eastern Hellbender back into the wild.

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