terminators

N. The overly big sunglasses given out by eye doctors after they have dilated your pupils for an eye exam. N. Name given to the elderly who are frequently seen wearing said glasses in public, but not necessarily after eye exams.

I rear ended some terminators in a buick today. Luckily they didn't have their "plasma rifles in the 40 watt range" with them or I'd be toast.

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wrestle the gnome

TO masturbate. Turning Japanese.

I'm going to stay home and wrestle the gnome tonight.

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loving the alien

Giving a blow job. Similar to praying to the alien, but not necessarily done from the kneeling position.

Sorry we're late, but Maria was loving the alien in the car on the way over. I had to slow down for safety.

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left over

People that are not very intelligent. They tend toward menial jobs that require little or no thought. People with low ambition that are a drain on society. Loser

I had a run in with the left over at grocery store today. I asked him where the cucumbers were and he pointed me to the squash.

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sherriff

Name given to people who walk around with pagers, cell phones, etc. on their belts. Called so because they look like law enforcement officers who wear their badges in the same way.

Do you see that guy over there with the phone and pager on his belt?

Who, the sherriff?

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numa numa

N. (pl) Any really annoying Euro Trash songs, people, ideas, countries etc.

The French are so Numa Numa.

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kenny rogers

Similar to an Abe Lincoln, but with white pubes from an older person.

I used to like giving my friends and Abe Lincoln, but now that I'm older they say it looks more like Kenny Rogers.

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