on the side

Having a sexual relationship with a person outside of one's primary, emotional relationship.

See, mistress.

"Hey man, I heard you were getting a little action on the side! Did you nail her?"

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Man's Law

An unspoken, unwritten law, whereas one man will not expose another man's attempt to get action on the side . Ironically, one of the only ways to find out about said law, is to break it.

"Hey man that was fucked up telling Christine about Josh's fling. That's breaking Man's Law bro."

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Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.

"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."