Ruggles

A rare form of small mammal which is most likely a mixture of hobbit and that little rat thing from the Thunder-Cats that yells "SNARF!"

Ruggles are very friendly, small enough to hold in your right hand, and are more than happy to eat up everything in your fridge at any point in time.

They are usually found in small underground holes or in large fields riding unicorns and playing 'how many golf balls can you fit inside a dead raccoon before it explodes'

"Look johnny its a Ruggles sitting there smoking a pipe and giving a naked mole rat a tattoo of an inflamed asshole"

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