George Bush

Nown: A wild animal of the dessert, known to have a huge body but little eyes, also known to have a fat ass. If spotted, do not under any circumstanses approach, attempt to feed, pet, or poke. Bushes become disgrunteled and confused and may attack with their ass, or claw at the ground. If attacked, run to the nearest water sourse and jump in. If there is none, make wild bird calls to scare it off, or run to the nearest boarder. Most importantly, do not let a George Bush get too close to your head, for it may brain-wash you with it's horrible communication skills. George Bushes are very rear in areas with lots of trees, or anywhere with clean air. They usually feed off of unsuspecting prey, such as mice, worms and dirt, and during mating season usually has to supply itself with lots of oil to impress females. If seen, please report to the United Nations, and if attacked, do not hesitate to shoot or give it pretsels.

This is a message broadcasted from the United Nations and everyone in the entire world.

Holy shit! I just saw a George Bush! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

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