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A man who âwallops his rodâ
Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?
Easily recognisable shoes, typically leather brogues with cream and brown panels.
In the past, when proof of adultery was required for a divorce, a professional co-respondent would spend the nite in a hotel with the woman, and leave his, readily identifiable, shoes outside the door to be cleaned. When the case went to court, the room boy would recall these shoes outside the door, waiting too be cleaned, thus confirming that the professional co-respondent and the wife had spent the nite together.
David is the only person I know who wears co-respondent shoes to work!
There once was a lady called Sweeney,
Who really was rather a meanie,
The thatch on her snatch had a catch that would latch,
She could only be fucked by Houdini!
Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.
Bill obviously bats for the other side.
The finger a man uses when he is âwalking outâ with his girl, typically the middle finger of the right hand.
She wouldnât come back to my place, but by the time I got home my walking out finger was smelling of fish.
What a loser calls himself when attempting to blame his plight on others.
Fred claims to be a victim of capitalism, but is really a self-indulgent, ill-disciplined, loser.