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A Zambezi Sunflower looks like a French impressionist, oil on canvas, painting worth millions, but is actually created almost instantaneously, shit on porcelain, due to an explosive release of diarrhea while seated on the throne.
After we ate at that dodgy Indian restaurant, I was doing Zambezi sunflowers all night!
Arse bandit, bugger, Chocolate Miner - “Bovril” is a traditional British brown and sticky, savoury, spread for toast etc.
Look out for that Jim, he’s a Bovril Driller for sure.
One who sniffs ladies' bicycle saddles in search of traces of minge.
Everyone knows that Tom is a wonzel.
Short for “Hijo de Algo” literally “Son of someone” - minor Spanish nobility or similar.
Of course, in Peru in 1544, Jose qualified as a Hidalgo,
Buggers, Lezzos and Trannies.. Non- PC alternative to LGBT.
In the election, he's campaigning hard for the BLT vote.
More accurate descriptor for the Human Resources, HR, or Personnel Departments in many companies.
After Bill got really sick, the Anti-Personnel Department found an excuse to fire him, and cancel his medical insurance, because he had turned up late for work a couple of times..