Dougging

The act of talking so much on the phone while ones hips are thrusting at any mention of a female or when asserting alpha-male status.

Also related: Dirty Hinkley

Ewww, why does he always stop by MY cube and start dougging?

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Dirty Hinkley

When you tell everyone at work that you took a jog for lunch when, in actuality, you drove to to McDonalds to eat a Big Mac and then threw water on your faced to simulate sweat.

Q: Why's Bob taking a shower at 1:00 in the afternoon?

A: He's pulling a Dirty Hinkley.

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