Jake'in

To constantly have to reschedule planned activities.

Hey man I'm sorry to have to do this again but I need to Jake'in for our walk later. Something's come up.

Agent Smith

Fingering a pussy using four fingers (except the thumb), just like Agent Smith does in The Matrix, preferably whispering "Mr. Anderson", thus giving her a truly transformative experience.

Hey man, last night I gave that bitch an Agent Smith, she really fucking loved it.

As soon as I whispered Mr. Anderson to her she knew an Agent Smith was coming.