drop a load

To take a shit, pinch a loaf, bomb pearl harbor, drop the kids off

"Oh, man, I shouldn't have eaten all those beans. I really gotta drop a load."

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cold water

Bad news; news that's mean, harsh and difficult to take.

"But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water,
these hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product."
-Eminem, Lose Yourself

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Kiddie Pool

1) A small pool about 10 feet in diameter usually used for small children
2) When a male ejaculates on a woman's or man's belly button and then proceeds to slap his penis on the belly button, creating a splashing effect.

1) I went to Wal*Mart to pick up the kiddie pool.

2) I gave my girlfriend a kiddie pool last night and stained the sheets.

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Goolies

Noun:
1. Private parts
2. Family Jewels

"I kicked him in the goolies"

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