First Continental Congress

The act of multiple people ejaculating on someone's back, then all signing it with a sharpie.

George Washington: Hey lets invite Betsy Ross over for a First Continental Congress.

Benjamin Franklin: Splendid.

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John Hancock

The act of of cumming on your partner's back during sexual intercourse, then signing it with a sharpie.

Last night I gave Jane the ol' John Hancock.

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