Shaqed

To be defended by Shaq, and while you defend him, he suddenly engulfs you with his body, and you disappear for the remainder of the game into the locker room. When you wake up, the game is over and you have no idea about how you got to the locker room in the first place.

Navid: Damn man where the hell am I?

Angel: Dude, you were shaqed.

Navid: Holy shit, I knew it.

Angel: It was crazy.

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Lich

Similar to bitch, except undead.

Geek #1: Hey did you see that lich in World of Warcraft?

Geek #2: Yeah man, she was a total bitch. She was hot though.

Navid: You guys sicken me..

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LAB

Acronym for life's a bitch. Many wannabe emos and wannabe blacks use this acronym.

Person 1: Man, my girlfriend just dumped my ass.

Person 2: LAB.

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