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Bakery Foul

When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.

She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin - such a bakery foul.

by Nduck May 9, 2021


Bakery Foul

When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.

She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin — such a bakery foul.

by Nduck May 9, 2021


Man Width

Portrays a woman's current ability - or lack there of -- to understand man logic.

Her man width was low and as a result she could not understand his plan for modifying the garage door.

by Nduck March 18, 2024