An offensively smelly, fury vagina belonging to a male human and several otters
âSuck my fange Steven! you dirty old hogâ
âIâd love to sniff some fange right nowâ
âI havenât washed my fange for weeksâ
When an elderly gentleman requires a young padwan to scrape the dried juices from his underpants with the use of their tongue
âWhoâs going to to codge grandpas butter tonight?â
âI love codging grandpas butter, it gives me the nutrients I need to be an effective citizenâ
A Jehovahâs Witness that is terrible at witnessing
âGet off my porch you smelly Jehovas shitnessâ
A female cleaner or dinner lady from the east end of London, can often be found down the laundrette
âYou old cowâ
âThat Pauline is a total cowâ
âIâve had enough of that cow Sharronâ
When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus
â Iâm in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonightâ
âI grimble shmed the f*ck out of himâ
âPlease bake me a nice grimble shmeed pieâ
When Hagrid has been a naughty boy again
âYouâre my dirty Shagridâ whaled Madame Olympe Maxime