Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.

Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!

Pantalose

When you pull a girl, spend some time getting to know her with your face, then she bombshells you that she’s got the painters in.

Mate, she was well up for it, but when I went to feed the pony, she showed me her pantalose.