Rule 19

A rule created in 1903 by Merrick Gjertson stating that there can only be one girl per internet.

Rule 19, one girl per internet.

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Million Man March

Slang term for ejaculation. The name comes from the fact that you basically have a million little men in your testicles, and they are marching out.

"Here comes the Million Man March!"

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Manhicular Veslaughter

The exact opposite of vehicular manslaughter.

When a person runs over a car.

"OMG! Did you see that Kobe Bryant video where he commits Manhicular Veslaughter?!" "No."

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