Zennon

Has the longest neck of all the animal kingdom. Not only is it long and flexible but when squished you can't even count all the chins. He walks around with his neck flexed all day and drives the girls mad. Some even say when he's aroused he grows a second Adam's apple. Some call him a giraffe, some a gazelle. But to me, Zennon's neck is my soul purpose for getting up in the morning.

Girl 1: OMG did you see the neck on that guy? He's so muscular.
Girl 2: Ugh I know. I just wish I could curl up inside it. He's such a Zennon.

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