thick as two bricks

South African definition of stupidity

Jissy! That okie's thick as two bricks, he can't even tie his shoelaces

Inside Voice

The voice a man uses when he's inside of a woman.

Aw yeah, baby, you know you wanna hear my inside voice.

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Bladdy

South African version of "bloody", used as an expletive to describe the intensity of a situation or thing.

Ay! You bladdy bliksem!
Get out the bladdy way!
You bladdy arsehole!
This bladdy car won't start.

Parrow

South African slang word
To have a fight
beat each other up
A big argument

There was a hectic parrow at the rugby yesterday

I had a huge parrow with my connection

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Charf

South African slang
To flirt

Hey my china, stop charfing my bokkie or I'll bliksem you!

yusterday

South African expression of complete exasperation or disbelief

Yusterday! You're thick as two bricks!