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A muppet of a man also known by his drunk alcohol yager monster form "lit romney" is a 6:2 170-320 pound italian american. He has sexually assaulted underage girls, groped woman, cheated with woman he knew were married, and has gone on long racist rants. His legs have smelly rotten holes and his muscles are destroyed. He says he can beat people up but will get pummeled and dominated by a 5:9 100lb crackhead. His penis was small but due to excessive smoking, drinking, obesity, and age lost its function. He is taken care of by a retarded woman known as big hand becky, who had a military husband kill himself, a 30 year old stable son, and a trans 15 year old daughter who she brought along to be with her and blade as 3 cartel members tried cucking him. She doesn't try to stop his behavior and tries to keep him alive, like trying to use tape to fix the titanic. He deletes all criticism of him or people trying to save woman , young girls, and others from his rampages, banning them on sight and only wants people to mindlessly praise him. In the meanwhile he groans, calls people stupid, and whines. He is the most miserable being on the internet and will be dead by 2030 if not sooner no matter what, no one should feel sorry for him or think "he should get help" all help failed and public execution or an insane asylum is the next best option.
A high school girl got groped by some fat ugly delusional drunk retard, I think it was onlyusemeblade, that youtuber.
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a cock of a large gellatinous man
Mark Hnery keeps that horser on him in gas stations
An ex powerlifter strongman and bodybuilder turned arm wrestler.
He's eastern european and west african but his dad died when he was young in the Bronx, he ad his mom moved to hawai, then back to ny and he started lifting then did gear and did amazingly in powerlifting.
Used "worlds strongest bodybuilder" after entering a bodybuilding show to become popular.
Sadly he's very injury prone and only arm wrestler now, he may like sweaty georgian men named levan but thats besides the point.
He has a fanbase of man teenage lifters who think he's the best lifter alive and constantly meme random videos of him. Even after he stopped powerlifting he did "big rep lifts" to make this fanbase go crazy.
He roars a lot and kills his skin while deadlifting.
*larry wheels lifting after an hour of arm wrestling and smiling*:UAHHHHHHHHAAHHHHH
*random kid*:Larry being Larry.
A man who owes the majority of his fame to a fish.
I didn't know who Jack Dempsey was until I went to the "aggressive cichlids" shelf in petco
One day Uncle Ruckus from the Boondocks started pumping iron. It resulted in the MAGA hulk's creation.
Uncle Ruckus:I'ma take some roids, get some testosterone replacement therapy, and serve the great Donald Trump. I think I'll call myself MAGA hulk.
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An edgy guy with the voice of braun strowman if he had 2 hours of sleep and was being strangled.
Teenage edgy girl:I love corpse husband his voice is so cool.
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The only man Josh allen fears. Able to bench 530 pounds and run like a truck, the west african Caribbean American is one of the best lineman in the nfl. No one can stop him 1v1
We set up a barricade for that fat drunk dude to not flop everywhere. Mf though he was quinnen williams the way he trucked through it.