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The real life gigachad, the sigma male king. He lifts all the plates in the gym and makes any girls panties wet simply by dming them one of his 10,000,000,000 memes, no matter how uptight and thotty they are he gets the coochie. He is awkward rejecting societal norms and dressing up like a filthy frank character just to outlift and imasculate every male on the planet, therefore he is the ultimate sigma male. He has the haack squat named after him.
Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.
If aliens invade earth they'll go extinct the moment john haack finds out about them.
An allegedly "ex" pedophile who was a popular poketuber who's many old white children fans who watched him from 2013-2017 , thinking he was indian and white, ended up saying the n word.
White Kid:yo my nigga
black kid:tf told u you could say that
white kid:thekingnappy says it to black people
black kid:ya know I really can't press you for this.
A drink commonly consumed by blonde teenage white girls, most of which are single. It's just alcoholic seltzer.
That girl drinking white claw last week is hot af and luckily she's not taken.
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A place in the universe only jefree star's strap on has reached.
After Kim found out Kanye cheated she was sad that she never got to find out about kanye's bowls.
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when you can pull any girl you want but your abbs stop you.
Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.
Becca was gonna give me top when she saw my arms after we were talking, then I took off my shirt and she left me. She said she didn't want a guy with a cbum situation.
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The way chris bumstead says savage due to his lisp. With his charisma it became a running meme.
chris Bumstead:that workout is very thavage and cool.