faux g

When your phone says that it has service but it turns out when you try to use it that it doesn't. A combination of 4G and 'faux' for fake.

*Sees 4 bars on phone display*
*Opens web browser, only to find there's no internet*
"Oh darn, looks like my phone has faux g reception right now"

Obamowned

A state is "Obamowned" in a primary or caucus when Barack Obama wins it in a landslide victory over Hillary Clinton. Variations of the term include Obamown and Obamownage.

Did you see the election returns for Kansas on Super Tuesday? Barack just Obamowned Clinton there.

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