rhinociferous

surprising or startling by nature

"Ooh!"
"Ahh!"
"Wow!"
"Rhinociferous!"

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poofsapped

intoxicated to the point of non-existence

"Why does Kevin have Kleenex boxes on his feet?"

"Dude, he's poofsapped."

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mantastic

Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.

Following his fifth keg of beer, Kevin ripped the horn off of his pet narwhal, and then nailed his porn-star girlfriend for hours. Subsequently, he felt mantastic.

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finsta

1. about to 2.ready to 3. desiring to

"Yo, I'm finsta go to Target and get some nachos."

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Turban Legend

A person of Asian descent whose perfect comprehension of and participation in major urban trends, current and old-school, makes him da bomb.

A: Check out Sanjeet doing a Pop-Shove-it Backside Nose Slide on his board!
B: That dude is such a Turban Legend!

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urban warrior

A dedicated follower of urban fashions and trends. The phrase carries a condescending connotation.

Turning on some Tupac on his I-Pod, Keith speeded away on his Segway. God go with you, you Urban Warrior, you, said his life-partner.

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