A type of dive coined by the MacElroy family in episode 7 of The Adventure Zone: Amnesty. it is described as the first part of a jackknife except you don't uncurl before you dive, combining the worst aspects of a belly-flop, while also drenching anyone in the surrounding area.
Our father did the perfect phoon. he phooned into the water like an idiot, drenching his poor children.
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