It's a funny thing but life will always be a bitch
Life is a bitch.
I fell today I thank life.
Friend: I own a space station
Me: That's bophidease that just came out of your mouth
Landon's birthday
On his birthday he must be worshipped if no your death will be inevitable
Hank: Hey you know it's July 27th
Jerry: ya well Landon is dumb
Hank: oh you should have not said that
Death : you are coming with me Jerry you have failed to understand July 27th