napophobe

A person who is afraid of naps and/or napping.

Tired person: I'm so tired today..
Friend of tired person: Go take a nap!
Tired person: No! I hate naps!
Friend of tired person: You're such a napophobe.

bloater

A humongous, tuba-esque, hollow, belly-based fart. A full on ass blow. First you were bloated, then you're not.

The first thing that happens when you get home after a long first date: "I was holding it in all night, so the second I walked in the door, I let the hugest bloater ever!"

... BAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMP skirt flapping in the 'wind'

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