Simp Lord

The ultimate form of simp-ism. One who will simp for just about anything. This mf will look at a grain of rice and feel all types of sussy. Be wary of them, they can convert you.

I saw Rec put his Mai in a jar...what a simp lord.

Deku Simp

A simp that only simps for Deku. They devote their life to Deku, and only Deku. If they saw Deku walking down the street coming across a puddle of water, they’d lay down so Deku could walk over them.

Token is the biggest Deku simp I know.