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When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.
George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.
The most burning and painful fart that not only smells evil, but clearly came from hell. Usually the result of a spicy meal that brings on IBS faster than any demon could possess a personâs body.
As Johnny sat there slumped over in gassy pain, the evil sounds projecting from his bowels could only mean that Johnny was possessed and ready to taken over by lucifart!
A person who can accurately predict a future shit they take right down to the second.
Oh look! Bob told me yesterday that at exactly 2:03 p.m. today, he would have to take a shit. It is exactly 2:03 p.m. he must be now known as Nostradanus!
Itâs an old school condition from grandpaâs day where a guy uses a high alkaline based soap to masterbate with and ends up burning the upper layer of skin on the penis from the high alkaline based soap and friction. After a couple days, the burnt penis skin peels away in an aggravating itching ceremony.
Grandpa would often talk of the good ol black and white days of his youth with fondness. even when he and grandma would have to take a break from lovemaking in order for grandpaâs â Alfred itchcockâ to heal, he would still talk of his peeling itchy weenie with a happy gleeful look.