Dookie breath is when peoples breath just smells bad whether they brush their teeth or not. For some, toothpaste makes it worse.
Eating ass and not brushing your teeth
Betty: Hey gurl!
Smeller: Oooooh Hey gurl (To self: Dayum this broad breath smells like she been eating dookie for breakfast, lunch and dinner with her dookie breath).
Betty: Wanna kick it with us tonight at the Hole?
Smeller: Naw gurl I got a prior engagement (I couldn't take this SHIT for more than 10 seconds of talking to her) maybe next time!!!
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When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.
Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?
Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!