Minnesotitis

Being confined to the state of Minnesota during the six winter months either by family commitments, financial constraints or mental constraints and absolutely loathing every second of it. Symptoms include: fear, cold anxiety, cabin fever and frequent checking of weather details of locations warmer and comfortable even by relative comparison ie. Juneau, Miami or Antarctica.

I was finally cured of my Minnesotitis this past February when I permanently moved out of the state.

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Onionbutt

A butt so amazing it brings tears to one's eyes.

Jim: Hey Scoot, you see that hostess?
Scooter: Damn, she's fine and check out that Onionbutt!

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Friendscount

The deal you get for knowing someone working in retail, who's willing to risk their job for your financial well-being.

Jeff: Love your new dress babe; looks expensive though.
Laura: Thanks, Jenny friendscounted it for me; saved me a bengie.