Danger Close

Military jargon for a fire mission ordered within close proximity of friendly units. Also to break wind - usually with devastating effect - in the company of close friends or family.

Josh: "Oscar Zulu Yankie Delta Niner, artillery away, danger close." *farts in friend's face*

Dana: "Jim, don't break wind in the room when my mother has come to visit."
Mother: "Since when did Jim care about danger close?"

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