quam

also known as flap snot

my hand got stuck in her sticky quam

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tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

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Geezer

A Geezer is a male englishman who likes drinking, football, and violence, preferably all at the same time. Wants to be the typical cockney jack the lad. They dress up smart to normally pull 'birds' favourites being Stone Island and Burberry. Theyre basically like a better meaner version of a Chav and not bad people to know aslong as you just prove your a 'geezer'. Sorted me ol' mucker...

watch the film 'Lockstock and Two Smoking barrels'

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webxprt

A person who is fimiliar with the internet, it's functions, technologies, uses and best business practices.

A customer who purhcases a hosting account from webxprt.com is considered a webxprt, a savy Internet shopper.

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NightKnight

NightKnight PWNS ALL. W00T W00T. He's really cool and listens to great music.

OMG NightKnight u are so 1337. Please buttzechs me!

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oklahoma city

was born here in okc. there is not shit here but my grandma, grandpa, uncle, and cousin, i will be back to see all of you.

i'm not forgetting you James on 10th st.

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pwsome

Means AWESOME, but made for cool 1337 gamers and nerds. Usually reserved for most extreme awesome things. Coined originally by Neil Nguyen during a game of paintball.

man, when that fat chick punched you, it was Pwsome!