referral

A piece of paper given to you (worse than detention)when you do something very very wrong. And you get sent down to the principal's office

Mrs. Campbell gave me a referral because she asked me 5 times to stop talking

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vini

A small oompa loompa like creature that feeds off of philosophy and coffee.

I went to Starbucks only to find a Vini attacking the waitress.

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fo shizzle

Originated from Snoop Dogg, the famous rapper, he attached the word 'izzle' to the foreletter/s of random words, replacing the originals to create a rather funny(or lame) catchphrase.

*In the normal english language*

Anon: For sure.

*In 'gangsta' speak*

Anon: Fo shizzle.

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Slater

Another name for a woodlouse (UK)

There was lots of Slaters under the mat.

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hidden ben

"A hidden Ben is where one person engages in sexual intercourse with a girl while a friend hides in a closet masturbating. When the friend in the closet is about to cum, he runs out and gives the girl a facial. The term originated from the hit TV show Just Ben."

Person 1: Yo man, Ryan was fucking some girl, and then Ben jumped outta the closet and gave her a Hidden Ben
Person 2: Shit!

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carbohydrate

any group of organic compounds that collaborate with sugar, starch, cellulose, gum and other crap and servers as a major enregy source in animals. made by plants that need sunlight fo photysynthesis.

how many carbs in that sub jared? carbs? fool this is atkins!

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scouser

People from Liverpool who aren't that different from anyone else, except we don't slag off other cities as much as everyone else slags us off.

The myth of scousers as criminals is usually reinforced by right wing toffs and the gutter press, who've never visited Liverpool - probably because we don't tolerate third-hand bigoted remarks from people who can afford a 'good education'.

Merseyside, with Liverpool at its centre, is one of the safest metropolitan areas in the UK according to Home Office statistics. A decline in the number of crimes reported per 100,000 of the population, has made Merseyside the third safest metropolitan area behind Northumbria and South Yorkshire - burglary rates are at their lowest levels for more than twenty years. Which probably explains why Ive heard so many students saying they feel safer in Liverpool than they do back home.

Don't believe the crap written about us.

You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! - John Lennon

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