The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If youâre good enough for a stall youâre too good to be Crumpin Off
âDid you hear dean was Crumpin Off?â
âYeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.â
Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If youâre good enough to blow your load in a stall youâre not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.
âDude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?â
âYeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!â