monster mash

When a collection of monsters have a party and spend the evening dancing with no regard for others

oh my god Nigel, the monsters next door are having a monster mash again they will keep us up all night again.
Can you go around and have a word with the chief monster 'Paul' and ask him not to make them strange ape noises again

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monster slam

when two monsters procreate.

hey 'paul' im going to slam that monster bitch over there. The monster ambles over to the monster bitch 'oi'm going to slam you' ( he says it in a strange 'irish monster accent') The female monster drops on all fours in a submissive gesture. 'Slam me' she says
'hey nigel' says paul, that is classic example of a monster slam

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