brain science

Noun

A portmantaeu or blend compound noun denoting general srudy of the brain and how it functions. The word is usually employed as an alternative to "rocket surgery."

"Opening blister packs of refrigerated lunch meat has always been brain science for the average Joe."

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quarter shy (of a full roll)

Adjective

Slightly odd due to brain issues
Eccentric
Slightly weird
Strange

"That guy is definitely a "quarter shy (of a full roll)"

hoi prolloi

Noun

A portmanteau word that makes contemporaneous the ancient Greek term "hoi polloi" by blending it with the word "prole" or lower-class working-class member of the prolotariet.

"The global elite maintains the illusion of national elections to keep the hoi prolloi controllable."

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Mctroll

Fast-food worker

"After graduating with a PhD in astrophysics, Bob finally found work as a Mctroll."

autoarousal

Noun

Emotional and physical state preceding the act of carsturbation.

"Jack experiences autoarousal right on on the entryramp."

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mediatoxic

Adjective

Describes poisonous aspect of long-term exposure to mass
media such as television, newspapers, and radio

"Finding daily news-watching mediatoxic, Conrad defenestrated his new flatscreen."

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missing a flywheel

Adjective phrase:

A descriptor applied to a person who functions well but is "not quite right in the head," as indicated by small but noticeable eccentricites of behavior to which said person is oblivious.

"Sure, Jeff is great guy, but he leaves the impression that deep down dude's missing a flywheel."