Sneizure

1. Sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure.

2. Sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.

I move a lot when I sneeze and it looks like I'm also having a seizure.

That sneeze was a sneizure.

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Cracktice

Practicing for using crack or cocaine by using candy, mainly Pixy Sticks.

We have to cracktice for tomorrow.

Did you just say you're crackticing with Pixy Sticks?