Brentwood

This shit-hole of a land is full of dumbasses. In fact I'd rather talk about the fuckhead human inhabitants in that town than the dead animals on every street. They've got one attraction: a movie theater that looks more interesting than it actually is. Nothing but flat land and isolated people. Go for just an hour if you must, you'd get a good laugh at all the males sagging their pants below their asses and the cake-faced snotty females that wear a bump-it everyday.

Little Suzy sees a cat get run over by a car.
Suzy: Mommy! It's like we've entered the Twilight Zone!
Mom: No, Suzy. We're in Brentwood.

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