Noodle fountain

The act of engaging in oral sex after the consenting female has ingested copious amounts of noodles therefor leading to a fountain of noodle's being draped over your erect penis when the throat is is poked with your member.

Hooked up with a girl at a chinese restraunt last night, i rammed her head onto my member and she noodle fountain'd me.

Sex Quaver

A piece of cheese that has crumbled from beneath the crease of a bellend during oral sex.

Likened to a quaver in shape and also as it may be crunchy (dependent of age) and taste of cheese.

I haven’t washed this week so if you blow me you might get to eat a sex quaver .